Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Advertisements for Sentence Types

Yo! It's time for you to vote on your favorite MC! We got MC Compound with his latest album, "FANBOYS!" Using lyrics of words like but, or, your , and, so, for, and yet! His rhymes will inspire! FANBOYS is in stores now!
Then we have the dopest rapper Lil' Plex with his hit album "Independent and Dependent (clauses)." It includes the intense lyrics of reality, story, and more. To vote, text "English" to 555566. Vote now on your favorite MCs. -N and K

The simple sentence is the way to go. People get it faster, and you'll have something to show. Like when you don't have time, or when you're running late, say a simple sentence, and be on your way. Sometimes it's easier to go the simple way, instead of compound or complex that take all day. -I

ATTENTION ALL TRMAN STUDENTS AND STAFF! I'm here to announce the return of compound sentences. Harder is smarter. It's like the old saying: two heads are better than one. But in this case, two sentences are better than one. Simple is too easy, complex is too hard. Compound is just right. Because two things put together makes life so much easier, come to room 216 and get your compound sentences today. -T and H

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